"I like messy people; people who don’t fit in a box or stay between the lines, but who’s integrity is greater than any rule book and who’s loyalty is stronger than blood."
- Jim Wern (via whatalovelythought)

(Source: jimwern, via mkhunterz)

stephen sondheim: Lawyer's rather nice, if it's for a price, order something else, though, to follow, since no one should swallow it twice!

me: OH MY GOD THAT"S WORDPLAY AND THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE AND LAWYER JOKES

stephen sondheim: then you career from career to career

me: HOW DID HE DO THE THING WITH THE SAME WORD WITH DIFFERENT MEANINGS

stephen sondheim: the woods are just trees, the trees are just wood

me: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS SO FUCKING TRUE HOLY SHIT

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

watershiphobbits:

If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist.  It is not “just a joke.”  You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women.  You are not helping, you are not making satire.  You are just being misogynist.

Yes, this includes you, gay men.

(via pastel-genesis-evangelion)

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

(Source: lesbolution, via pastel-genesis-evangelion)